How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Saturday, August 01, 2009

The escaped lion in Melaka Baru

Workers freaked out, jumping over each other, some locking themselves up in cars, some in the offices, and some just ran away...but one brave guy took the picture of this Lion without making a sound....and there was the SHOCK when the Lion turned around...nobody could believe it
Turns out it's their co-worker's dog. He shaved the dog in such a way to look like a Lion...
Poor dog has a hard time living up to expectation! Looks like one, walks like one, but barks instead!
Anyway, this reminds me of the time I had only the Reddifusion to entertain me. There was a Cantonese 'opera type' of dialogue where the man asks the lady, 'ling fei meen ko lei lah... lei lah!'
When she eventually turned around, his expression was, 'Waaaaah! tai cheong suei yeh, tai cheong suei yeh, tau phei tat ngan chueh kum meh!'
Translation:
Man: Please turn around... please!
When she turned around he said she has big pimples, popped out eyes and lop-sided mouth!

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