How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

The order of rant...

Seems a common problem?

Blonde Deodorant
A blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the clerk for some bottom deodorant.

The pharmacist, overhearing this, explained to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and have never heard of such a product.

Unfazed, the blonde assured the pharmacist that she had been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," said the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," said the blonde."

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."

She returned with the container and handed it to the pharmacist, who looked at it and said to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

The annoyed blonde snatched the container back and read aloud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."
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