How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Why some accountants refuse to get married...

Some people relate everything to money.

Some parents, for example, would rather buy shophouses for their children to start their businesses rather than invest in their education. Anyway, here is the article forwarded to me, author unknown:

Purchasing vs. Leasing Explained

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather....uuurrgh!

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen,
an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total,

for sex every night for 5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

* a 22 year old
* no begging
* no coaxing
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no honey-do lists
* has great leg(s)!!
* Best of all, she leaves,and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense

As I have mentioned earlier,

'You can buy sex but you can't buy love' and Sir Paul McCartney knew that.
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